Hormones. hormones, I hate you
You conspire to make me blue.
Your mean treatment is no fair
And look what you did to my hair!
Often you just make me sad
When my life is not that bad
Other times I storm and rage
Typing bad words on the page
Then you make my pants not fit
And I feel like a piece of ****
Ruffles, chocolate, pizza too
Cravings, all because of you
Once a month you torture me
Dancing round my pain with glee
Then you drop so very low
Making me cry “me…” and “woe….”
For about a week you stray
Giving me a happy day.
Then you just return again
Trying hard to steal my grin
Coming at me with your claws….
God, please send me menopause!!
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Love this.
sounds like you need a hug…
yes…and chocolate…and Ruffles…and a puppy š