Conversation between man and son at a restaurant:
Son: Why do they call it secret sauce?
Dad: Because you don’t know what’s in it
Son: But if I put it on there it’s not a secret
Dad: It is if you don’t know it’s in there
Son: But I put it on, so I do know it’s there
Dad: Then it’s not a secret
Son: (after a pause) Why do you always get the same thing as me?
Dad: It tastes good
Son: But you’re copying me
Dad: Maybe you’re copying me. I’m older
Son: No you’re not
Dad: I’m not? I’m your Dad
Son: My birthday is before yours
Dad: I guess you’re right then
At this point….I had to chuckle. This meant they knew I was listening. But it was worth it. 🙂